Back to the drawing board.

I got fucking dumped after 2 years with no warning. We never had a fight.

Just call me detective

Last night at work some creep was lurking around the restaurant and we called him out on it. About an hour later one of the waitresses discovered her purse was missing. We told her to call the cops just in case. Turns out the creep was making his way down Mass ave with an accomplice and stealing purses at bars. The only reason they caught him was because he tried to but $600 worth of gift cards at cvs at 2am with an unsigned credit card belonging to my co-worker. We went to the station ID ed the douche and she got most of her stuff back. I am a fucking crime fighter.

My immune system is a son of a bitch

I have had the flu and a whopper of a cold within the last 3 weeks.I want to cut my head off.

I lost my job

How do i sign up for unemployment?

Hey, fuck you Ryan.

Quit judging my sentence structure.

I really hate Salmon.

Salmon smells like a girl that i had gym class with in high school. The smell made me gag when i was 16 in the high school locker room and it still makes me gag at age 27 in some of the most respected restaurants in Boston.

Do people just ignore the smell or am i crazy?

I've gone soft.

I once had the chance to kill the only person in the world that i actually hate and I totally would have totally gotten away with it.

Since I hit the brakes and that makes me a good person.

However, i did punch the steering wheel and swear a lot when i realized i had missed my chance.

Maybe, not such a good person.

I still hate him.