I lost my job

How do i sign up for unemployment?

Hey, fuck you Ryan.

Quit judging my sentence structure.

I really hate Salmon.

Salmon smells like a girl that i had gym class with in high school. The smell made me gag when i was 16 in the high school locker room and it still makes me gag at age 27 in some of the most respected restaurants in Boston.

Do people just ignore the smell or am i crazy?

I've gone soft.

I once had the chance to kill the only person in the world that i actually hate and I totally would have totally gotten away with it.

Since I hit the brakes and that makes me a good person.

However, i did punch the steering wheel and swear a lot when i realized i had missed my chance.

Maybe, not such a good person.

I still hate him.

Have you ever wanted to buy Proactive for a stranger?

There is this one dude at my bank....I just want to tackle him and wash his face.