Thursday, March 5, 2009

Back to the drawing board.

I got fucking dumped after 2 years with no warning. We never had a fight.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Just call me detective

Last night at work some creep was lurking around the restaurant and we called him out on it. About an hour later one of the waitresses discovered her purse was missing. We told her to call the cops just in case. Turns out the creep was making his way down Mass ave with an accomplice and stealing purses at bars. The only reason they caught him was because he tried to but $600 worth of gift cards at cvs at 2am with an unsigned credit card belonging to my co-worker. We went to the station ID ed the douche and she got most of her stuff back. I am a fucking crime fighter.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

My immune system is a son of a bitch

I have had the flu and a whopper of a cold within the last 3 weeks.I want to cut my head off.